what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what